What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Do you think cheating is that bad?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

How did you become popular in school?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?